Weird mistaken identity

[like_a_clown]

I was eating a salad at Denny's in Newbury Park tonight, chatting with Andrea, and the waitress from another zone of the dining room comes up and says "Um, hi, is everything OK?"

"Yes."

"I was wondering, a customer who has already left thought you were the person from American Idol..."

"Nooo!" I said, starting to chuckle weirdly.

"No, he can't sing!" Andrea said.

"Hey!" I said. I certainly can sing.

So we went to her place and I went through the American Idol Web site to figure out just who in the hell I look like, and couldn't find anyone I resemble even remotely.

So much for that...