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[like_a_clown]

dude, I have the greatest IM conversations.



Nelson and I talked earlier about the false advertisements made by a corporation that made flamethrowers to roast babies, and how the smell never comes out of your clothes, but how it's worth it because crackling baby fat is so satisfying.

Then, there was this, just now:

Rick: how art thou, thou odious, wretched knave?
Sarah: hahahaha i love it!
Sarah: shoot, brb
Rick: k
Sarah: gotta take my roomie somewhere :) i'll be back in 10
Rick: sweet.
Sarah: aight
Rick: word, homes.
Rick: (see, I can speak elizabethan and gangsta.)
Sarah: hahahah
Rick: Whereever didst thou take thy roommate, G?
Sarah: very impressive
Rick: (in iambic pentameter, too!)
Sarah: hahahahahah
Sarah: her homie's so she wouldn't have to walk
Sarah: was that iambic?
Rick: Aye, 'twas. You, n!gga, are a thoughtful friend ;)
Sarah: hahahaha
Rick: (man, I'm having WAY too much fun with this :)
Sarah: hahahaha
Sarah: it's cool. i am enjoying it immensely
Rick: forsooth, I live to please my friends, muhfucka.
Rick: (that had an extra beat.)
Sarah: gangsta shakespeare
Rick: To be or not to be? Man, break yo'self!
Rick: Thy slings and arrows cain't do shit to me!
Sarah: hahahaha
Sarah: ok easy there
Rick: I"ll bust a cap in outrageous fortune's ass!
Sarah: hahahahahahah! that's the best one!

okay, I was amused.