I'm a perfectly reasonable human being.

[like_a_clown]

I want to be given a beautiful acoustic guitar, find a deserted yet lavishly furnished cottage by a sandy beach, and pour my soul into a tape recorder in little three-minute increments. of course, the proceeds from the love given to me by millions of credit-card-wielding fans would finance my diet, entertainments, tours, connections to the outside world, and upkeep of said cottage.

who wants to join me?